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I am none of these people.
I am a web developer. 
And when I was nine, I totally rocked my official Star Fleet Command uniform shirt. 
Fluent in several dialects of Geek including
*Monty Python, that is. You know, dead parrots and knights who say "Ni." Not the script language.
or 
I am a Propellerhead
I like frameworks, APIs, and the like. Wordpress, Shopify, jQuery, and Codeigniter are my particular favorites.
My left and right brains are pretty evenly matched.
Social Much?
But of course:
Occasionally I Write Things
Excerpts from my award-winning blog:
@bobsawyer
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