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including a chef, a science-fiction author, a reverend, a jazz artist, a character from Dickens' "Pickwick Papers," and a former guitarist for Iron Maiden.
I am none of these people.
I am a web developer. 
And when I was nine, I totally rocked my official Star Fleet Command uniform shirt. 
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